Notice October 13, 2026

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Honored guests, due to the interminable negligence of our local Hellenic community (the beloved fraternity rodents), our herd of Muskhogs has again been freed from their enclosure by those chronically impertinent and dad-bernded Hellenic pranksters from that ill-tempered and uncultured state-sponsored institution of thinkery whose name we never speak.​

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We will be engaged in repairs to the facilities and grounds for several days, as well as retrieving Aether Comet from Anonalumnus Lake to be dried, washed, and retuned,...

again. (10/13/26)  Oh, and also, we have contracted with another crane operator to remove the first crane and Aether Comet from Anonalumnus Lake, which will delay our return a few short days, your continued patience is greatly appreciated. (10/21/26)

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We here at the Universe University school of Management Tech thank you for your dedication to curiosity and science. We expect to reopen for the new term by October 31, 2026, please feel free to drop by at your convenience! 

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Note: If you have read addendum 3, please return to read it again, as we have detected and repaired an internal miscommunication that falsely doubled the number of geometric steps required to span the micro-to-macro scale,... it is 101 twice for a total of 202.

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Go Muskhogs!   boo!!            spook.

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